What would you do if an uninvited dwarf came to your door?

If an uninvited gest came to my door it wouldnt be cool. I would say what do you want and slam the door on his face. So he would knock on the door again and I said, "Oh look it is that homless hipie again." So then I said, "Do you really want to come in, or do you want to steel stuff?"
" Both," the hipy said.
Then I smacked him across the face and said," Get a life," and threw him out the door. So then I went to bed and I heard a knock. So I clapped my hand and somthing you do not want to know fell on him. Thats my story.




Steven