One day I was watching the Red Sox play the Yankees. Dave Grohl was playing center field. Derek Jeter was up for the Yankees. Cole was pitching. Cole threw his fastball, and Derek hit it to center field. David caught it and that ended the inning. When the game was over the Red Sox won eight to one. When I woke up the next morning I was 20 feet tall. I had to crawl just to get outside. When I was outside I said to myself, “This must be the curse of Babe Ruth.” So I had to live with this forever. So when I was in school I had to be taught everything in the gym.



P.S. When I died it took the whole graveyard to bury me.
Cody