What if you had to battle meerkats with a candy cane?

If I had to battle meerkats with a candy cane it would be awesome. I would see the meerkats on a rock and I would sneak up to them. Then I would grab two candy canes out of my back pocket. Then I would look up and they were gone. I dropped my candy canes and they broke. So I reached in my back pocket and I grabbed something and they weren't candy canes. So I pulled out what ever was in my hand and they were two meerkats.So I freaked out and I choked them to death. Finally, I won!

Steven